lynnettemunoz:

Meow…

podcastwizard:

the hot new trend is “guard posting”

onlinebeast:

The King of Silence: Who dares make noise in my presence…

The Unapologetic Sniffer:

lionfloss:

Glowing alligator eyes

grieving4theliving:

t shirt that says “ask me about the time loop” and i wear it every day

beingharsh:

can you fly my white ass to the moon so i can play among the stars

clowngirlpony:

If the mane 6 were evil they’d be named Pinkie DIE and DIElight sparkle and flutterDIE and rainbow DIE and rariDIE and Applejeffthekiller

jezifster:

Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I’m not allergic to fun.

27-moons:

Stellaluna by Janell Cannon

mariautistic:

motifcollector:

orpheuslament:

not enough e. e. cummings appreciation on this website. reblog if youre a true cummer

excuse to post this classic,,, keep cumming

thehappysmiler:

1percentcharge:

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Making fake posts is so fun it’s like I’m playing with dolls

🌅 thehappysmiler Follow

I agree with this

well i don’t

dyggot:

Wow this sucks I’m gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you

pastabot:

wtf i just saw slender man looking through my fridge farting his ass off real loud